when i’m watching a movie on my laptop
and the screen goes dark
and i catch my reflection on the screen…
this is the truest thing on the internet
(via youtastelikeaburger)
it took me a minute to realize that woman does not have anime eyes, just unfortunate glasses-glare
In that order
(via grapewallofchina)
i’m in love with norman reedus
SUCK IT BING
okay but actually that was really stressful. didn’t want to disappoint my main man
a disproportionate number of dudes with long hair are winning oscars tonight
people screaming outside my apartment
man: you always make a scene!
woman: you make me make a scene!
man: you always make a scene!
woman: but you make me make a scene!
me: you’re both right
when you’re folding laundry and you think something is inside out, so you flip it only to realize it was right side out in the first place
There are two types of people
| Me: | *Making seating chart* |
|---|---|
| Student 1: | Oooh, can I sit next to [my boyfriend]? |
| Student 2: | Oooh, can I sit next to [my crush]? |
| Student 3: | Can I just sit next to the wall? |
